Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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