Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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