Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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