opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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