Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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