this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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