How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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