after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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