We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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