i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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