I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
