More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Edward fifth and chaser hands
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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