i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
