Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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