thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We talked him into tasing himself.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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