Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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