You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Apparently you make a good broom.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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