yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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