there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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