I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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