ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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