is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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