Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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