I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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