Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
