he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
