yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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