You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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