yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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