David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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