Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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