That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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