Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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