i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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