If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Green mimosas i think yes
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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