You can't motorboat a personality
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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