I need help removing her.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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