hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You pole danced in your parka.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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