In the future we'll all be gay
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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