i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
