we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
