Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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