My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
