I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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