Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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