She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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