last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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