You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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