Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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