I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
