your thong is hanging out like whoa
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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