O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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