I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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