he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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